America Quotes

I like America, and I think probably the American people like me.

American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties.

I always felt I wasn't completely American and I wasn't completely British: there was a feeling of having my feet in both places.

In England, I get offered films. I don't get offers in America. People don't know what to do with me in America. And I've disappeared.

Not greatly gifted, not deeply beautiful, Madonna tells America that fame comes from wanting it badly enough. And everyone is terribly good at badly wanting things.

Here come the planes. They're American planes. Made in America. Smoking or non-smoking?

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.

Which is more remarkable fact about America: that millionaires are idealists or idealists become millionaires.

It would not frighten me if I were to lose my throne. If that were to happen, I would go right to America and get a job as a mechanic.

They are, of course, Nazis. They have a kind of Nazi attitude. They are the left wing of Nazism. These guys don't want any other point of view. They don't even feel guilty using tax dollars to spout their propaganda. They are basically Air America with government funding to keep them alive.

Jiggy-jabberjaw vitamin idol and primal rages. When bible page verse tidal waves begun (Water one, I wrote the book that shook America to splinters in a winter wasteland Icicle-bound barren township. Call Baron Munchhausen's proud gimps to clinch this chemical war pig, delinquent sinkin' like a paper tugboat well beneath your holidays. Beached on a red tide infested shore corroding eastern seaboard beauty. I'm a jigsaw slab, but all the pig saw was dirt bag.

This country needs room to grow and expand. In all my own newspapers I read frightful tales of the shameful atrocities being perpetrated on our Democratic minorities in Maine and Vermont. My patience is almost at an end, and if provoked much further I will place both countries under American protection, even if I have to send in my tourists to start trouble so Ill have to send in a force to restore order.

In October 2002, I flew to California. It was the first time I had ever been in the United States, and I realized almost immediately that my preconceptions of America were completely ludicrous. I was expecting rednecks and fat people, with lots of guns, very aggressive police, and overt racism -- a caricature of a caricature. In reality, of course, I saw people living perfectly well-ordered lives, jogging and drinking coffee.