Paper Quotes

I notice(d) a little letter in the paper the other day saying that 'Come on John that (watermelon) stuff goes back a few years ago, the modern terminology is avacados'. Hard green casing on the outside, soft and mushy on the inside, with a great big brown nut in the middle

I have now attained the true art of letter-writing, which we are always told, is to express on paper exactly what one would say to the same person by word of mouth.

Laws are a fine thing on paper, but painful when no bribery can ease their bind.

James Blunt - who recently got voted more annoying than paper cuts.

I am of the firm belief that everybody could write books and I never understand why they don't. After all, everyone speaks. Once the grammar has been learnt it is simply talking on paper and in time learning what not to say.

What view the bill-sticker and sandwich man take of the subject I have yet to learn. The first is, at least, no bad substitute for a hanging committee, and the clothes of the second are better company than somebody elses picture, and less obtrusive than a background of stamped magenta paper.

Im bout my paper like a muhfuckin scratch-n-win.

I saw a picture of Prince William, HRH William, in the paper today. He's going bald. I reckon by the end of next year he will be bald and I'm glad about that. Because of his playboy prince status and that, it makes me feel insecure about my own looks.

I put it down on paper again in the summer of this year: Berlin will live, and the Wall will fall.

The function of a briefing paper is to prevent the ambassador from saying something dreadfully indiscreet. I sometimes think its true object is to prevent the ambassador from saying anything at all.

Consider the big fists breaking your little bones, or consider the vague bureaucrats stumbling, fumbling through Paper.

Whenever I had spotted a real good thing, my funds would never run to paper and stamps to apply for shares.

What is soul? I don't know! Soul is a hamhock in your cornflakes... Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.