Stupid Quotes

It was seldom he found himself in company who made him feel this stupid. It was probably good for his soul.

I told this cat the earth was flat, he walked 'til his beard grew long enough to strangle himself for being stupid.

We're mortal - which is to say, we're ignorant, stupid, and sinful - but those are only handicaps. Our pride is that nevertheless, now and then, we do our best. A few times we succeed. What more dare we ask for?

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A year at the breast is quite enough; children who are suckled longer are said to grow stupid, and I am all for popular sayings.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

I sometimes think we deserve to die, were all so goddamned stupid.

Soros and the Tides Foundation have been trying to indoctrinate our kids. Do you remember that stupid what was the name of that film that they did? [clip comes up on monitor] There it is, The Story of Stuff.

I, like every other stupid American, assumed the kangaroos would meet us at the airport and they would want to hug us as much as we wanted to hug them.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.

That's a 7.76mm round, you idiots, if you fire it into the air it comes to earth you know not where, like on some little kid's soft-skulled head, and that's the end of the kid. They're too stupid to even figure that much out.

Excuse me, but I have to say this. You are more stupid than a paramecium.

Honesty always sounds like impudence to the vain and stupid.