Today Quotes

What would you say to a band that's just starting out on the rock scene today? Quit!

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

If I think of all those homosexuals in Germany today, I think I'd hand my German passport back, if I had one.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

If shame is cried upon him, he will point out that today he has to earn his living, and that it is not his fault if he is eager to support the class which takes a pleasure in his productions.

F-ck it me and Nicki Nick gettin married today. And all you b-tches that be hating can catch a bouquet.

Today was a fairytale you were the prince I used to be a damsel in distress you took me by the hand and you picked me up at six today was a fairytale.

For me today, Hull City beat Hull City.

By nation of origin of our people, by 2050, America will be a Third World country. Our great cities will all look like Los Angeles today. Los Angeles and the cities of the Southwest will look like Juarez and Tijuana...

There are 40,000,000 men under arms in the world today, and our statesmen and diplomats have the temerity to say that war is not in the making. Hell's bells! Are these 40,000,000 men being trained to be dancers?

Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.

As enunciated today, 'progress' is simply a comparative of which we have not settled the superlative.

We are all secularized anarchists today.

Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam.